love’s such an old fashioned word

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

awake and thinking about that time in the 10th grade i wrote an essay for a class about why we should raise the minimum wage and before class the day it was due my friends asked me what i wrote my paper about and when i told them they acted like i was an idiot and kept giving me bullshit reasons why i was wrong, as if i hadn’t just done a fucking entire research paper about it!! and now ten years later one of those friends is a communist so

shut up haley god fucking damn it why was i friends with them for so long lmfao you ever do that? lie awake and just SEETHE recalling the shit people did and said to you? it’s not a good use of my time but like sometimes shit just pops up in your brain and it’s hard to let go

stardew mutuals can y’all help me out?? i remember a while back seeing a fic about the origin of the mermaids pendant but i can’t find it through any of my tags!

if anyone knows it and can send it my way i’d be very grateful!! i wanna write my own fic of sebastian and augustine getting engaged and that fic was so good i thought it was actual lore and tried googling it but then realized oh shit that was a fic wasn’t it anyway shut up haley sdv
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The “Canon” Stardew pairings, ranked by how their relationship would go:

Haley and Alex: These two only date because they take the high school story trope about the jock getting with the popular girl as gospel. They have no chemistry and no shared interests, and they both need some character growth if they’re going to have any hope of a stable relationship. They’re going to go down in flames.

Abigail and Sebastian: They bond easily over alt culture and not being understood by their parents, but this is another case of no chemistry. The friendship will be ruined.

Emily and Shane: These two cling to one another despite serious relationship problems. Atheist Shane has little respect for Emily’s crystal woo, while health-conscious Emily’s patience is tried by Shane’s poor habits. But they won’t break up: Emily because she hates confrontation, Shane because he believes he’d die alone without her. No you won’t Shane I love you

Penny and Sam: These two are both very sweet individuals in their own ways, but they just do not make sense together. Other than a mutual interest in Vincent’s welfare, they have nothing in common, and Penny craves a stability that carefree Sam can’t provide. Their romance is brief, but they part amicably.

Maru and Harvey: Sorry age gap romance lovers! But their differences are too insurmountable. Harvey gets too anxious about Maru’s experiments, and Maru feels like she misses out on an important part of her youth by marrying an older man. At least she gets plenty of alimony in the divorce.

Leah and Elliott: These two go together like coffee and oat milk. They spend hours together encouraging each other in their respective art forms, and their chemistry is great. They’ll grow old together.

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