[ haley | 27 | she/her ]
I won $250 on the lottery one number away from 50k let's get it ladies
reblog and good luck will come to you but only if you're lgbt+
hey guys the AC just started working again this is the only real good luck post
Bringing this back i need to manifest some good luck
playing stardew again and sebastian was my secret gift giver year 1
the only other time this happened was in my favorite /perfection save!!! serendipitous
people who don’t wear glasses will never understand the absolute humiliation of dropping your glasses under your bed or in a dark area and feeling around on all fours muttering “my glasses…. where are my glasses” like fucking Velma Dinkley and thinking to yourself BOY WOULD THIS BE A LOT EASIER IF I COUKD FUCKING SEE
one time in college i was walking down the street to another part of campus, there was a wind advisory in effect and somehow my glasses flew OFF of my face and DIRECTLY into the street
velma-ing a busy street between bouts of traffic is an experience i will not soon forget
i can’t ever be normal i gotta think and obsess and think and obsess like will my mind ever know peace
I miss when we lived in a time where I wasn’t worried about accidentally engaging with ai slop
It's so funny to me that Mary Shelley, her husband, John Polidori, and Lord Byron had a competition to see who could write the best horror story and she wrote fucking Frankenstein. Imagine losing a competition that badly. Imagine just doing a silly little competition with your friend and she basically invents a new genre and creates one of the most famous characters in fiction. Imagine being proud of your little story and then she shares one that people will still read every day in 200 years. Imagine doing a writing competition with your wife and she becomes so recognizable that you'll always be known as Mary Shelley's husband
i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog
